Loo roll is gold. That is all.
Where do you have your bog roll stored?
Locked up safe
Surrounded by the bloody stuff
I couldn't get any
In the bathroom
What best describes your weaponry situation?
Got a crossbow
Nothing - I got toilet roll instead
I'm in a bunker
I don't need weapons
Which best suits your situation?
I've watched Home Alone, I can set traps
I have pepper spray, pliers, a battery and jump leads
I'm a lover not a fighter, man
I'm totally screwed
How secure is your home?
Like Fort Knox
Good luck getting past the bog rolls and shopping bags
Standard
Nothing worth nicking
